
Not a Future Missus
Ella Malfoy has one overarching ambition: graduate at the top of her Slytherin class and bring honor...
The definitive long-form internet sensation that took the viral 'Malfoid' meme and treated it with serious, sweeping worldbuilding. Draco Malfoy is Draconia Malfoid—a proud, high-strung Slytherin heiress whose blistering insults and haughty exterior mask an agonizing, unrequited obsession with Harry Potter as they navigate canon-divergent Hogwarts years.
"Do not misunderstand me, Potter,' Draconia sneered, her chin tilted at that infuriating angle of pureblood arrogance, though the tips of her ears were glowing incandescent pink. 'If you manage to break your neck during the Quidditch match, I will personally attend your funeral just to insult your gravestone.' Harry grinned, wiping sweat from his forehead. 'Looking forward to it, Malfoid.'"
Anime light novel cover, female Draco Malfoy named Draconia with platinum blonde hair and emerald ribbon blushing in Slytherin robes, Harry Potter in Gryffindor tie