
Lock in, Mr Potter
The viral October 2026 parody that took the Malfoid fandom by storm. Amidst the chaos and rubble of ...
What if Draco Malfoy was born a girl named Darcy? Raised under Lucius's strict expectations to scorn blood traitors, Darcy develops a mortifying, all-consuming secret crush on Harry Potter from the moment he catches the Remembrall. Every insult and haughty scoff is an agonizing attempt to hide her flustered pureblood heart.
"'He's just an arrogant Gryffindor show-off,' Darcy muttered to her velvet pillow in the Slytherin dormitory, cheeks blazing scarlet as she relived Harry's dive on the Quidditch pitch. 'A reckless, infuriating, messy-haired show-off who doesn't even know I exist.' She squeezed her eyes shut, pulling the silver quilt over her face in utter pureblood mortification."
Cute anime shojo art, female Draco Malfoy named Darcy with twin platinum blonde ringlets pouting into a green velvet pillow in gothic Slytherin dorm room, blushing furiously