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by Jacula • ~3,700 words
A Dance (Malfoid)
Set during the dazzling spectacle of the Fourth Year Yule Ball. Escaping the noise and suffocating b...
📖October 2026 Viral Battle of Hogwarts Malfoid Parody on FFNFanFiction.net★ Viral 2026 Battle of Hogwarts Malfoid Hit on FFN
Lock in, Mr Potter
byTotallyNotMik•● Completed•~2,800 words•1 Chapter•Rating: Teen & Up
Story Specifications
STATUSCompleted
WORD COUNT~2,800 words
PAIRINGHarry Potter / Female Draco (Malfoid)
AGE RATINGTeen & Up
Story Synopsis & Background
The viral October 2026 parody that took the Malfoid fandom by storm. Amidst the chaos and rubble of the final battle, a desperate, tsundere Draconia Malfoid loses all aristocratic composure and screams at Harry Potter to stop brooding and lock in before the Dark Lord ruins her future romantic prospects.
💬FEATURED EXCERPT / ICONIC DIALOGUE
"'Potter, you insufferable git, lock in right now!' Draconia shrieked through the smoke of the courtyard, clutching her emerald robes with soot-streaked gloves. 'If you let the Dark Lord kill you before our graduation waltz, I swear I will summon your ghost just to banish you to the Forbidden Forest!' Harry blinked, adjusting his cracked glasses. 'Was that... a confession, Malfoid?' 'I said LOCK IN!'"
Story Tags & Fandom Tropes
#Malfoid#Malfoid Fanfict#Malfoid Fanfics#Malfoid Fics#Battle of Hogwarts#Tsundere Draco#Humor & Parody#FFN
🎨FAN ART SCENE PROMPT
Anime manga cover, soot-covered female Draco Malfoy with disheveled platinum hair screaming frantically at Harry Potter amidst fiery courtyard ruins of Hogwarts, comedic high-intensity expression
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