
Lock in, Mr Potter
The viral October 2026 parody that took the Malfoid fandom by storm. Amidst the chaos and rubble of ...
After enduring two solid years of letters from Hogwarts detailing her thirteen-year-old daughter's unhinged obsession with Harry Potter, Narcissa Malfoy puts her foot down. She commands Lyra to grow up, act like an immaculate lady, and formally apologize to Potter. But when the Malfoy heiress actually tries to make peace, her flustered tsundere pride turns Hogwarts upside down.
"'You have written seventy-three separate missives regarding Mr. Potter's untidy hair, Lyra,' Narcissa stated with lethal calm, tapping the parchment stack on her silver tea cart. Lyra turned tomato-red, clutching her velvet cushions. 'Mother, those are tactical surveillance reports!' 'You will apologize to the boy before term begins, or I will escort you onto Platform Nine and Three-Quarters myself.'"
Opulent gothic aristocratic parlor, Narcissa Malfoy sternly inspecting parchment letters while 13-year-old Lyra Malfoy blushes crimson in furious embarrassment