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by TotallyNotMik • ~2,800 words
Lock in, Mr Potter
The viral October 2026 parody that took the Malfoid fandom by storm. Amidst the chaos and rubble of ...
📖Viral Japanese Light Novel Satire on FFNFanFiction.net★ The Definitive Light Novel Style Malfoid Satire
Draco Malfoid in: My Haughty Blood Purity Bully Can't Be This Cute?
byOur hero•● Completed•~8,100 words•7 Chapters•Rating: Teen & Up
Story Specifications
STATUSCompleted
WORD COUNT~8,100 words
PAIRINGHarry Potter / Draco Malfoid
AGE RATINGTeen & Up
Story Synopsis & Background
The viral light-novel style parody following Draco Malfoid's hopelessly endearing attempts to act like an intimidating, evil pureblood bully toward Harry Potter, only to end up blushing furiously and confessing her feelings by accident.
💬FEATURED EXCERPT / ICONIC DIALOGUE
"'D-Don't get the wrong idea, Pottah!' Draconia stammered, clutching her emerald robes to her chest as steam practically whistled from her ears. 'I only saved you from Crabbe's hex because... because only a Malfoy is permitted to vanquish you! It has nothing to do with your messy hair or your stupid charming smile!' Harry tilted his head. 'Did you just say charming?' 'SILENCE!'"
Story Tags & Fandom Tropes
#Malfoid#Light Novel Parody#Tsundere Draco#Rom-Com#Viral Hit#Fluff
🎨FAN ART SCENE PROMPT
Anime rom-com manga cover, tsundere female Draco Malfoy named Draconia with twintails blushing furiously with comic exclamation marks pointing at Harry Potter
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