
FFN
by TotallyNotMik โข ~2,800 words
Lock in, Mr Potter
The viral October 2026 parody that took the Malfoid fandom by storm. Amidst the chaos and rubble of ...
After an Auror mishap leaves Harry Potter with temporary memory loss at St. Mungo's, Draco Malfoy seizes the opportunity to introduce herself with a devilish smirk: 'I'm Draco Malfoy. I'm your girlfriend.' When Harry immediately believes her and falls head over heels, Draco is caught in her own trap.
"'I'm the luckiest man alive,' Harry blurted, gazing at her from his hospital bed like a worshipful puppy. Draco's smirk faltered, a delicate flush creeping across her porcelain cheeks. 'You're supposed to be sarcastic, Potter,' she stammered. 'Why would I be sarcastic? Look at you,' Harry said earnestly. Draco hid behind her teacup, her aristocratic composure completely unraveled."
Anime rom-com scene, female Draco Malfoy with silver hair in stylish coat blushing behind a teacup beside Harry Potter's hospital bed